There Are Worse Things I Could Do
artwork byfroufrou2710
Listen here: There Are Worse Things I Could Do
Written by Jules and Miranda, performed by Jules, based on the song “There Are Worse Things I Could Do.” The original is from the Grease soundtrack and was written by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey
There are worse things I could do
Than kill a Muggle or two
Even though the neighborhood
Thinks I’m scary and no good
I suppose it could be true
But there are worse things I could do
I could flirt with Muggle guys
Then I’ll stab them with my knife
Cast them a come-hither glance
Let them think they stand a chance
Use a blade to run them through
That’s a thing I’d love to do
I could go out every night
Cursing Muggles out of spite
I could torture everyday
And make the Muggles pay
I’ll see all my dreams come true
It won’t hurt someone like me
To kill a Muggle or three
I don’t steal and I don’t lie
And I like the feeling when they die
A fact I’ll bet you always knew
But to die in front of you
That’s the worst thing I could do
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Ah, music... by makani
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