Swish and Filk – Potter Style Filks and such

Verity’s Jingle

artwork by rowanberry

Listen here: Verity’s Jingle

Written and performed by ihearttheweasleytwins, to the tune “YMCA” by the Village People.

Wizards there’s a new shop in town
That’s right wizards set your brooms on the ground
and step inside of the Weasleys’ Wheezes
Gred and Forge are here to help you.

Witches when you’re in divination
Yeah witches, with your special someone
in ten seconds see your pimples vanish
with our pink line by wonder witch

You’ll love to shop at the Weasleys’ Wheezes
Come down to Diagon Alley’s Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

We have chocolate cauldrons with love potions inside
We sell nothing we haven’t tried

You’ll love to shop at the Weasleys’ Wheezes
Even Goblins shop at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes

Bring your galleons and knuts for a new Pygmy Puff
or check out our back room shield stuff

First years, you must listen to me
Come and see us, get some goodies for Peeves
like some fireworks or our fanged frisbees
Just don’t let Filch’s cat catch you

When you have double potions with Snape
and the daydream charm’s not enough to escape
eat a treat from our new Skiving Snackbox
and get excused with Dragon Pox

You’ll love to shop at the Weasleys’ Wheezes
Come down to Diagon Alley’s Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

It’s not on your supply list, kiddies don’t you dismay
Get it by owl order today

You’ll love to shop at the Weasleys’ Wheezes
Come down to Diagon Alley’s Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

We have trick wands galore
instant darkness powder or our decoy detonators

Commercial:

This is Verity here.
Scared of you know who? Scary is You know Poo, the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation. Mention code: Umbridge for your free sample today.

Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes established in 1994 and located at 97 Diagon Alley.

Apparate, ride or floo here today.

Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, “Where humor is no laughing matter.”