Swish and Filk – Potter Style Filks and such

U-Bend

Image from the Chamber of Secrets movie, Warner Bros

Listen here: U-Bend

Written and performed by Hilde, to the tune of “Lemon Tree” by Fool’s Garden

I’m sitting in here in my dull bathroom
It’s just another dreary Sunday afternoon
I’m wasting my time I’ve got nothing to do
I’m floating around and I’m waiting for you
But no one ever visits, and I’m moaning.

I’m zooming around from pipe to pipe
Perhaps there is a bathroom with a bit more hype
I’d like to have something else to do
I feel so lonely I’m waiting for you
But no one ever visits, and I’m moaning.

I’m moaning here, I’m moaning there
Everyone that passes just stops to stare
And all that I can see is just my cozy U-bend.
I’m swimming the pipes, up and down
I swim, swim, swim, swim, swim around
And all that I can see is just another U-bend.

Drip! Drop, dribbledribble ndribby drop,
dribbledribble ndribby drop,
Drip dripity drop

I’m sitting here, I miss the power
I’d like to get out or drown in a shower
Yes there’s that death wish inside my head
I’d like to sulk, I’ll zoom around instead
Well, no one ever visits, and I’m moaning.

Isolation is not good for me.
Isolation – I don’t want to sit in my U-bend

I’m sulking around, I miss the joy
Is there any chance to get another boy
As nothing ever happens, and I’m moaning.

I’m moaning here, I’m moaning there
Everyone that passes just stops to stare
And all that I can see is just my cozy U-bend.
I’m swimming the pipes, up and down
I swim, swim, swim, swim, swim around
And all that I can see is just another U-bend.
And I’m moaning, I’m moaning, I’m moaning here, I’m moaning there
Everyone that passes just stops to stare
And all that I can see, And all that I can see,
And all that I can see is just another U-bend.