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So Long Voldie

artwork by grantgoboom

Song written and performed by Harry’sJulie, based on the song “So Long Deary” from the musical Hello Dolly, music by Jerry Herman

Listen here: So Long Voldie

Wave your little wand and whisper
so long Voldie
we ain’t gonna see you anymore
and when we discover
that our love is clearly
the weapon that we’ve all been searching for

Cause you’ll be all revved up AK’ing us all
and hey, we know about your soul
so wave your little wand and whisper
so long Voldie
Voldie should’ve said so long, so long ago

Because the Death Eaters are rotten and rough
we’ve had enough
of laying low
so wave your little wand and whisper
so long Voldie
Voldie should’ve said so long, so long ago

For I can hear that phoenix calling me on
with the song that never ends
For I can hear that phoenix calling me on
to find those Horcruxes
I’m gonna learn to track and fight
and cast some wicked spells
I’ll go as far away from Hogwarts as I’ll have to get so

wave your little wand and whisper
so long Voldie
we ain’t gonna fear you anymore
and when we discover
that our friends are clearly
the purpose that we’ve all been searching for
oh we’ll be all revved up and fightin’ this war
sayin’ ‘Hey Fudge! We told you so!’

so wave your little wand and whisper
so long Voldie
Voldie should’ve said so long, so long ago

oh we’ll be all revved up and winnin’ this war
sayin’ ‘Hey Umbridge! We told you so!’
so wave your little wand and whisper
so long Voldie
Voldie should’ve said so long, so long ago