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Pretty Fly(For a Bad Guy)

artwork byRaelynKitty

Listen here: Pretty Fly(For a Bad Guy)

Written and performed by Jules, based on the song “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”. The original was written by Dexter Holland of The Offspring and performed by The Offspring

Pretty Fly (For a Bad Guy)

Levicorpus, Sectumsempra

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh (3x)
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a bad guy
Uno,dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it’s kinda hard for a Death Eater today
Our subject hasn’t killed, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don’t debate Death Eaters straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
Gonna lie and steal, to keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate
At least you’ll know you can always run away with Snape
The world needs wannabes
So hey, hey, do that brand new thing

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh (3x)
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a bad guy

He needs a new wand, not just any’s gonna do
Harry stole his hawthorn, so he borrowed his Mum’s yew
Now cruising on his Nimbus, he sees werewolves as he pass
But if he looks twice, they’re gonna bite his Slytherin ass

So don’t debate Death Eaters straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
Gonna lie and steal, to keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate
At least you’ll know you can always run away with Snape
The world loves wannabes
So hey, hey, do that brand new thing

Now he’s getting a tattoo, he’s getting ink done
He asked for a Dark Mark, but they drew a Pygmy Puff
Friends say he’s trying too hard and he’s not quite hip
But in his own mind, he’s the, he’s the dopest trip

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh (3x)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don’t debate Death Eaters straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
Gonna lie and steal, to keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always run away with Snape
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let’s get some more wannabes
And hey, hey, do that brand new thing