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Death Eater Song

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Written and performed by Hilde, to the tune of “You’ve Got to Pick a Pocket or Two” from the musical “Oliver”. Original music by Lionel Bart

Dumbledore this old fool,
He thinks only good can rule.
Voldemort’s reign is far less pain,
you’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two boys …
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
Yes, his reign is far less pain, You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!

This world is full of scum,
Mudbloods, Muggles, they’re so dumb.
Purebloods aren’t fools so they must rule
Better kill a Muggle or two!
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two boys …
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
Purebloods are the best around, Better kill a Muggle or two!

Grindelwald what a crook
Only torched by the book
Pain is fine, subscribe to mine
Get out and kill a Muggle or two
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two boys …
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
Grindelwald was far to good, He had to kill a Muggle or two!

Take a tip from Slytherin
Only trusting his akin
I recall he started small
He must have killed a Muggle or two.
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two boys …
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
We can be like old Slytherin, If we kill a Muggle or two.

Dear old Muggle passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything’s clear there’s naught to fear
Go on and kill a Muggle or two
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two boys …
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
All’s clear there’s naught to fear, Go on and kill a Muggle or two

When I see an impure witch
My wand hand starts to itch
Only to have some peace in mind
We have to kill a Muggle or two
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two boys …
You’ve got to kill a Muggle or two!
Just to find some peace in mind, We have to kill a Muggle or two.