Crucio

Unpretty Death Eaters

artwork by bonnieslashfiend

Listen here: Crucio

Written and performed by Bandersnatch, to the tune of “Jingle Bells” by James Lord Pierpont

Crashing through the door,
Looking for Mudbloods to slay.
Killing for Voldemort,
Laughing all the way! (Mwa-ha-ha!)
Spells of red and green,
Bursting strong and bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying-song tonight! (Get it?)

(chorus)
Crucio, Crucio,
Sectumsemp-rrrr-a!
Oh what fun it is to kill
With Avada Kedavra!
(repeat)

If a Mudblood cur,
You had best beware.
If a blood traitor,
Cross us if you dare!
But if your blood is pure,
You have naught to fear.
Cast Morsmordre, give a scream,
The Death Eaters are here! Oh!

(chorus)

(repeat first verse)

(chorus)

Published on December 21, 2007 at 1:56 am Comments (2)

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  1. On December 21, 2007 at 9:22 pm MJ Said:

    [i]A slaying-song tonight! (Get it?)[/i]

    So clever! Great fun, great a capella harmonies, and (of course) I loved the Jingle Bells in the background. Very cool.

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  2. On January 13, 2008 at 10:30 am swishandfilk Said:

    Another piece of unadulterated brilliance by the always original Bandersnatch! Am just loving all the different voices and the British pronunciation! Why are you not on Broadway! Hands down the best Christmas Filk of the year.

    -Nina

    (ps: and if you had not said “get it?” I must admit it would have sailed right past me :D )

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