Crucio
artwork by bonnieslashfiend
Listen here: Crucio
Written and performed by Bandersnatch, to the tune of “Jingle Bells” by James Lord Pierpont
Crashing through the door,
Looking for Mudbloods to slay.
Killing for Voldemort,
Laughing all the way! (Mwa-ha-ha!)
Spells of red and green,
Bursting strong and bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying-song tonight! (Get it?)
(chorus)
Crucio, Crucio,
Sectumsemp-rrrr-a!
Oh what fun it is to kill
With Avada Kedavra!
(repeat)
If a Mudblood cur,
You had best beware.
If a blood traitor,
Cross us if you dare!
But if your blood is pure,
You have naught to fear.
Cast Morsmordre, give a scream,
The Death Eaters are here! Oh!
(chorus)
(repeat first verse)
(chorus)
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Ah, music... by makani
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[i]A slaying-song tonight! (Get it?)[/i]
So clever! Great fun, great a capella harmonies, and (of course) I loved the Jingle Bells in the background. Very cool.
Another piece of unadulterated brilliance by the always original Bandersnatch! Am just loving all the different voices and the British pronunciation! Why are you not on Broadway! Hands down the best Christmas Filk of the year.
-Nina
(ps: and if you had not said “get it?” I must admit it would have sailed right past me
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Haha! I laughed sooo hard. I am in love with Harry Potter,but when my friend came over and we played it. I was a really bad girl from Slythrin ( Sorry if I spelled it wrong) And I stole Tom Riddles Diary ( Haha) And she came in and screamed “CRUCIO!” And I say ” What?” And she said ” You should be screaming, its a pain cursr” And I say “Ohhhhhhh ok, lets do that again” So we did and I did what Hermione did in the 7th book…..So ya:)