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I Enjoy Being a Git

The Ballad of Draco Malfoy

Image from the Goblet of Fire movie

Listen here: I Enjoy Being a Git

Written and performed by DMD
To the tune of “I Enjoy Being a Girl” from the Rogers and Hammerstein musical “Flower Drum Song”

My dad bought us all new broomsticks
With our Quidditch team I was a hit
So they made me their brand new seeker
I enjoy being a git

Pansy P. thinks I’m cool and funny
She loves me for my charms and wit
Dad would say it was for my money
I enjoy being a git

I faked it so Hagrid would get fired
That mudblood Granger has to go
To crush all the Weasleys I aspire
Yet, Harry is the one I hate the most!

Crabbe and Goyle do just what I tell them
Boy, how thick can those two guys be?
Umbridge thought that I was a real gem
Dumbledore I could still fool
Trusting a git like me

My dad is a Ministry big shot
He tells Fudge where stand and sit
His Paris Hilton makes girls say “He’s hot”
He enjoys being a git

The unbreakable vow was made
Yeah, but mom, I don’t give a rip
My plan helps the D.E. to invade
I enjoy being a git

My Slytherin ways I never tire
Of course, I brown nose Prof. Snape
The way he treats Potter I admire
One day I know he’ll help me to escape

I’m strictly a pure blood, blonde jerk
And my future I hope will be
Doing more of the Dark Lord’s dirty work
The D.E.s are gonna be proud
Having a git like me!