Swish and Filk – Potter Style Filks and such

Mrs Riddle’s Son

Listen here: Mrs Riddle’s Son

Written and performed by Red Eye Randy to the tune of “Mrs Robinson” by Simon & Garfunkle.

And here’s to you, Mrs. Riddle’s son
Someday we’ll just call you “You Know Who” (Woo, woo,woo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Potter’s son
Heaven hopes you’ll always get away
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

We’d like to know a little bit about Tom for our files
We’d like to help Harry learn to help himself
Look around you, all you see are people who have died
Stroll around the pensieve until you feel at home

And here’s to you, Mrs. Riddle’s son
Wizards hate you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Potter’s son
Heaven hopes you’ll always save the day
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your locket that your Mom sold
It’s a little horcrux, just a piece of Riddle’s soul
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from that kid

Well, You Know Who, Mrs Riddle’s son
Harry hates you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Potter’s son
Heaven hopes you’ll put that guy away
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

Sitting in a pensieve on a Sunday afternoon
Going off to Voldemort’s old Cave
No one else can stop Voldemort
Harry, you’ve got to choose
Every way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Albus Dumbledore
Our Hero turns his lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What’s that you say, Mrs. Potter’s son
Snape killed him and then he ran away
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)