Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes
artwork by buuya
Listen here: Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes
Written and Performed by futureweasley, to the Tune of “(Everybody’s Waiting) The Man With The Bag” by Kay Starr
I bought a trick wand
And I gave it to Ron
For Christmas this year
Because I needed A laugh
Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Is The Place You Can Buy
A Gift for your favorite guy
Don’t Let George Show You
His Stock of U-No-Poo
Extendable Ears would be
A much safer bet!
Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Is The Place That You Can
Get A Gift for your man!
Daydream Charm will have you laying in him arms anytime that he likes
Pygmy Puffs may not be something that he needs, so get one for me
The shelves never empty
The Weasleys have plenty
Of Products and Charm To Make You Come Back For More
Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, the cure and it’s diseases,
One-Stop Christmas Shop – For Your Man
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Ah, music... by makani
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For your maaaaaaannnnn! OH YEAH! THAT ROCKED!
What a great song! A classic about a classic pair! you sound like you had a great time singing it, too!
LOL! Great filk, MJ.