Swish and Filk – Potter Style Filks and such

The Twins are Back

picture from Warner Bros. movie The Goblet of Fire

Listen here: The Twins are Back
An AnninA production, written and performed by Ann and Nina, to the tune “The Bitch is Back” by Elton John

We were pulling pranks when we were five
Raising hell throughout our lives
Cracking jokes, we will go ahead
Undeterred by the fact that one of us is dead

Dung bombs in the hallways, what a gas
Puking pastilles get you outta class
Filch, Snape, Umbridge, Malfoy, too
Have all felt the effects of our You-No-Poo!

We’re the twins, we’re the twins
Although Fred is dead
Stone cold dead, yes it must be said
We’re the twins, we’re the twins
And we’re better as two
Death is not gonna stop
The things that we do, whoa

We entertain with Headless hats
Ain’t gonna stop mockin’ prats
Hear them shout “what’s that ahead!”
Don’t you worry everyone it’s just the ghost of Fred!

We’re the twins, we’re the twins
Although Fred is dead
Stone cold dead, yes it must be said
We’re the twins, we’re the twins
And we’re better as two
Death is not gonna stop
The things that we do, whoa

The twins, the twins, the twins are back (repeat 6x)