Snape’s Christmas
artwork by brewing-trouble
Listen here: Snape’s Christmas
Written and performed by Nina and Ann
to the tune of Winter Wonderland
Christmas here, count your blessings
School is out, no more lessons
No pleasure is higher
Alone by the fire
Sitting in my graying underwear.
All alone, on a bender
In my socks, and suspenders
To stereo sound
I’m dancing around
Waltzing in my graying underwear.
By the mirror do some karaoke
Singing with a hairbrush for a mike
“Living on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi
They say we even look somewhat alike.
No more kids, no more potions
Pickled toads, smelly lotions
In stead I prefer
To play air guitar
Rocking in my graying underwear.
You know that the dungeons cannot bind me
Play “hide and seek” with Nearly Headless Nick
He glides through walls but still he cannot find me
Coz frankly, well, he’s a little thick.
Run around, coz it feels nice
Hurry back, before sunrise
Oh no! Pending doom
Locked out of my room
Stranded in my graying underwear.
Spoken:
“PEEVES!”
“Ahem, good morning, Severus”
“… ah. Ehm. Good morning, Headmaster…”
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Ah, music... by makani
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