Slashy Little Christmas
artwork by Linnpuzzle
Listen here: I Saw Remus Kissing Sirius
Written and performed by Ann, to the tune “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” by Tommie Connor
I saw Remus kissing Sirius
by the tree lit up with fairy lights.
They didn’t see me sneak
on by to see Buckbeak
but what I saw there made
me stop, his hand upon his cheek
then I saw Remus tickle Sirius
all along that tattoo down his chest
oh, what a laugh it would have been
if Molly had only seen
Remus kissing Sirius last night.
I saw Padfoot chasing Moonywolf
all around the Christmas tree last night
They didn’t see me creep
inside to get a peep
of puppy love at the full moon
there’s nothing quite as sweet.
then I saw Padfoot nipping Moonywolf
as they played among the presents there
oh what a laugh it would have been
if Molly had only seen
Padfoot chasing Moonywolf last night.
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Ah, music... by makani
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Hahahaha, I love it. It’s find of “tongue in cheek”, and highly hilarious. Nice one, Ann!!
Oh my god! I’ve never seen a Remus/Sirius song before! You’ve just made my day. I love you so much!
theirloveissocanon!