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Sexy Azkaban

picture from Order of the Phoenix movie – Warner Brothers

Listen here: Sexy Azkaban

Created and sung by the Leaky Sisters
To the tune of “Candyman” by Christina Aguilera

Lucius and me were hanging at the manse
Azkaban, Azkaban
Sippin’ from a bottle of fine elf-made wine
Sweet Lucius he’s my man

I met him at a meeting of the Dark Lord’s gang
Saw his long blond hair and how he shook his thang
Dark Mark tattoo on his lower arm
There’s nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He had loads of cash, and a sexy (aahh)
He’s a sweet sexy resident of Azkaban
A sweet sexy resident of Azkaban

Ooo yeah..
He went off to the ministry, the prophecy room
He was unprepared and he met his doom
Those silly little students caught him by surprise
And Dumbledore bound him up with ties

He might be a while
He won’t lose his style
He’s a sweet sexy resident of Azkaban
Sweet sexy resident of Azkaban

sha-do-bee-doo dwee-dab bap shoo-bap ba-do-da-dwee da m’bow
Bop-bow
Sha-do-ba-dee-ba-do-ba-dee-dab bow

He’s a pureblood stud, makes my heart go thud
He’s my sweet sexy, resident of Azkaban
A sweet sexy, resident of Azkaban

I miss my man who’s doing time in Azkaban cell
This pureblood man has really got me under his spell
His hand on that silver cane
Good things come to girls who wait

Lucius and me were hanging at the manse
Azkaban, Azkaban.
Sippin’ from a bottle of fine elf-made wine
Azkaban, Azkaban.

Sweet Lucius he’s my man
He’s my pure blood, hot stud, making my heart thud
Sweet Lucius he’s my man
He’s my pure blood, got me hot, making my uh pop
Sweet Lucius he’s my man
He’s my pure blood, get me in a knot, baby don’t stop
Sweet Lucius he’s my man

His strong hand on that silver cane
Good things come to girls who wait
He’s a pureblood stud with a real big uhh
He’s my sweet sexy resident of Azkaban
Sweet sexy resident of Azkaban

My main man, Azkaban

Lucius and me were hanging at the manse
Sippin’ from a bottle of fine elf-made wine
Now he’s a-locked down in Azkaban
But sweet Lucius will always be my man