Swish and Filk – Potter Style Filks and such

Rules Don’t Apply to Heroes

artwork by humeurnoire

Listen here: Rules Dont Apply

Created and sung by Nina
to the tune of “Peachy” by Missy Higgins

It’s not your fault, it can’t be your fault
That you’re such a snotty little brat
Cocky through and through, strutting round the school
Rules just don’t apply to you

No of course they don’t, of course they don’t
Rules just don’t apply to heroes
Of course they don’t, of course they don’t
Rules just don’t apply to heroes

It’s not your fault, it can’t be your fault
That you made your way into my mind
Cause the Pensieve was there, thoughts I wouldn’t share
Think it’s only fair, don’t you?

But of course it’s not, of course it’s not
Rules just don’t apply to heroes
Of course it’s not of course it’s not
Rules just don’t apply to heroes

Oh, leave me
Get out of my office, you will not repeat this
To anyone

It’s not my fault, it’s nobody’s fault
That I fell on her but she on him
Now you have his face, such a bitter taste
Still I know my place, don’t you?

No of course you don’t, of course you don’t
Rules just don’t apply to heroes
Of course you don’t, of course you don’t
Rules just don’t apply to heroes