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Death Eaters Scare Me

artwork by KrisCynical

Listen here: Death Eaters Scare Me

Written and performed by MJ, based on the tune “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance

There’s gonna give you the mark
And if your magic is dark
They’ll make a Death Eater out of you
I’m gonna practice my charms
Expelliarmus disarms
And it could finish off You-Know-Who

Because that spell always works
It always disarms those jerks
They never seem to get wise it exists
I catch ‘em all by surprise
And from their hand, the wand flies
But that won’t get them to cease and desist

I’ll tell you
Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
There’s not a thing they wouldn’t do for Voldy
They’ll cast Crucio
That’s not far as they’ll go
They’ll never leave me alone, I’m Harry

I’m Harry Potter, the one
Who put their boss on the run
Out of commission for all those years
Believing he’d never die
I doubt that Bellatrix cried
That evil bitch couldn’t shed a tear

I’ll tell you
Death Eaters scare the living shit out of me
There’s not a thing they wouldn’t do for Voldy
They’ll cast Crucio
That’s not far as they’ll go
They’ll never leave me alone, I’m Harry